Life should be this simple
- Me: Hun, i'm going to fart big time. would you prefer i do it inside, or outside the blanket ?
- Hubby: I prefer you do it outside the room
- Me: Negative. too sleepy
- Hubby: outside the blanket then
- Me: Why? it's going to be so smelly
- Hubby: I don't want to pass out when my head is in the blanket!!
- Me: Well..don't stuck your head inside the blanket. Why we have such long conversation over this! Anyway, it's too late now.
- Hubby: Jeez!! what did you eat woman??!!
- Me: *evil laugh* good night darling